I'm back and I would like to say it has been a good year... so far... kind of... (I broke my arm).
I guess I should show you a story I have been writing.
B-O-B-B-Y-J-O-N-A-T-H-Y
Once there was a dude.
His name was Bobbyjonathy, he had no head, 23 necks, 18 eyes (on his feet), 16 ears (also on his feet), he also had his own theme song. It went like this, dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnn dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn he is Bobbyjonathy, he has a small iq… it’s about minus threeeeeeeeeee… he is a dumb dude and very rude and he likes to rip… out… his… haaaaaiiiiiiirrrrr (on his back). Fin.
So yeah he’s pretty weird and stupid… but anyway let's get back to his hair… sorry I meant story.
Chapter One
This time on the adventures of Bobbyjonathy Dun Dun Dun
It was a dark and bright night, but not at the same time. So I guess that’s a bit confusing, let me explain. It was dark outside buuuuuuuut… our jollywood, green carpet, star ‘Bobbyjonathy’ was, at the time in a brightly lit room trying out the new gaming headset ‘G.R’ standing for girtual reality, which was fairly hard for him, as he didn’t have a head, so he had to put the headset on his feet. “This is horrible”! Bobbyjonathy said
“I can’t see a thing”!
“The game hasn’t started” said this weird german wombat
“Oh”
“Ok, so the game we’re going to trial is called ‘Bortnite battle boyale’ (#copyright). It is a third person 100 player battle boyale action adventure game. You jump off a red minivan with a party balloon holding it up in the air”.
“Sweet” said bobbyjonathy “I’m gonna play the salad outta this game”.
“As a matter of fact there is a salad in the game” said the weird german wombat “it is a consumable that you wrap around your leg, it makes you look like a salad with legs”
“Awesome!!!”
“Let’s get started”
Bobbyjonathy started running around the room and swinging his arms around randomly.
“THEY’RE SHOOTING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”... Then He ran into a table and broke his neck.
Next time on the adventures of Bobbyjonathy.
He eats a car!!! Dun Dun Dun.
Chapter two
This time on the adventures of Bobbyjonathy Dun Dun Dun
Sooooooooooooo… Bobbyjonathy is dead now. By the way he kind of came 100th in the Bortnite game.
Right now I’m with the cameraman outside of Satan's palace waiting for Bobbyjonathy to negotiate with Satan that he can leave. We weren't aloud inside the palace because on the wall there was a sign saying ‘no videos or photography inside the unholy grounds, fine of 3,000 years in the fields of punishment and eternal pulverisation’.
Sooooooooooo… we don’t like to get pulverised so we stayed outside.
There's my story I hope you liked it' please comment.
